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01 April 2009 @ 03:35 am
Bugger it all.  
Right, that's it. I've had enough.

Not one of you bastards has ever appreciated the full depths of my tortured genius.

I am leaving HP fandom and devoting myself to writing Real Person Slash about Finnish Grand Prix drivers!

No longer will I have to deal with obsessing over whether it's Finnegan or Finnigan, EVERYONE is named Kimi, Mika or Heikki. And no one will ever tell me that it's illegal for cousins to marry again! Hurrah!

Have a lovely Wednesday!
m. something-or-otherspacefragments on March 31st, 2009 08:03 pm (UTC)
you live in the future. that's kind of awesome. have they invented the teleporter already? :D
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:17 pm (UTC)
Only for single socks and the last $5 you were sure was in your wallet.
(no subject) - spacefragments on March 31st, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - blamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
jamie2109: emotional - lovesjamie2109 on March 31st, 2009 08:20 pm (UTC)
Beautiful flounce - haven't seen one that good since I don't know when. A real one, I expect. ;p
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:17 pm (UTC)
If only I had video, you could have seen the hair flick!
(no subject) - jamie2109 on March 31st, 2009 09:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Admiral of Strange Shipsnoeon on March 31st, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
Lucky Finns. Now, if it were Neil and Tim, I'd understand. But no Finn-Again.

April April to you :)
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:18 pm (UTC)
SNORT! April April back!
parallel parking prodigyempress_jae on March 31st, 2009 08:33 pm (UTC)
this would work better if it wasn't still march 31 over here. :P

oh how i've missed your tortured, witty genius.
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:06 pm (UTC)
But then I would not be the first silly person on the flist! I need some benefit to living in the future!
★★ C. Gabriel Wright ★★gabe_speaks on March 31st, 2009 09:53 pm (UTC)

It's illegal for cousins to marry.

That is all.

blamebramptonblamebrampton on April 1st, 2009 03:50 am (UTC)
Not where I live :-P! (Now I need to find some related Finnish racecar drivers ...)
spark_of_chaosspark_of_chaos on March 31st, 2009 09:54 pm (UTC)
Damn, I'm almost sorry it's April 1st! God knows the F1 fandom is steamy/wanky/potentiallyMS enough to keep a former HP-fandomer into familiar waters (and they could def. use some writing talent, too, lol) :g: And srsly, not only Finns, please! Button is... cute as a button when he's shaved ;p And also, there's the average-yet-fantastically-paid greasemonkeys...

blamebramptonblamebrampton on April 1st, 2009 03:49 am (UTC)
SNORT! I did think I ought to try to write one just for the the two of us. Maybe next year ... And you are right, Button is a sweetie. Maybe Jenso/Giancarlo for the pretty factor, with the latter bemoaning that he was just never that good ...
(no subject) - spark_of_chaos on April 1st, 2009 05:52 pm (UTC) (Expand)
romaine24: girlviolinromaine24 on March 31st, 2009 10:05 pm (UTC)
Wow, that will teach me to comment on a misspelled Potterword. I didn't realize it would drive you to this length. *don't go* :)
blamebramptonblamebrampton on April 1st, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
It was the cousin thing that pushed me over the edge ;-) Though if I were to go down this path, the horror of Kovaleinen, Raikkonen and all the other Finns would send me quickly scurrying back!
The Elephant in the Roompennswoods on March 31st, 2009 10:18 pm (UTC)
Your title line freaked me out for all of a second, and then I remembered that you're posting this from the future. :P
blamebramptonblamebrampton on April 1st, 2009 03:50 am (UTC)
I figured the Finns and the tag would be enough to reassure ;-)
nwfairy: ;) Albus Severus HPnwfairy on March 31st, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
I was first all like "Whut NOOOOOOOEEESSSSSs" and then I relized that you live down under and I do not-- and aussie's are a day ahead much like a good chunk of the world that is opposite of me.

Then I laughed.

Although RPS for Finnish Grand Prix drivers might be interesting... I mean who can resist the love of high speed cars?
blamebramptonblamebrampton on April 1st, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
Apparently it does exist. I am frightened to go looking for it ;-)
Kapathne: stupid questionel_princess on March 31st, 2009 10:53 pm (UTC)
rofl...I would definitely miss you...I would have to expand my knowledge of finnish grand prix drivers :D

Edited at 2009-03-31 10:54 pm (UTC)
blamebramptonblamebrampton on April 1st, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
I would write a primer. With stick figure illustrations.
(no subject) - spark_of_chaos on April 1st, 2009 05:54 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Eeyeeyore9990 on March 31st, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
Happy April Fool's... :D Just be aware that this sort of thing can backfire. Last year, I wrote a really convincing post about "I think I'm going to just devote myself to writing het from now on" and... wouldn't you know, I've written almost nothing BUT het this year? Just... be warned. *tosses salt over shoulder*

In the Southern Hemisphere, should I toss it over the other shoulder?
blamebramptonblamebrampton on April 1st, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
Noooooo! I can't spell half their surnames!
Kieran: rock paper scissorsfilmatleven on March 31st, 2009 11:04 pm (UTC)
I demand to be written into an original fic, and my name is Mikka, with two k's. Damn it. And I sure as fuck better be a gay boy, who loves to bottom, so maybe you should call me Mikko instead.

<3 and all that jazz for you and your tortured intelligence,

blamebramptonblamebrampton on April 1st, 2009 03:53 am (UTC)
Is your icon by Chuck Norris?

I believe I wrote you into Snatched, BTW ;-)
Merimeri_oddities on March 31st, 2009 11:30 pm (UTC)
Heh. Drama queen much? I bet Kimi is very cute.
blamebramptonblamebrampton on April 1st, 2009 04:03 am (UTC)
(He's a bit spud-faced to be honest, but can drive well when he is concentrating!)
(no subject) - meri_oddities on April 1st, 2009 09:46 am (UTC) (Expand)
uminohikariuminohikari on April 1st, 2009 12:19 am (UTC)
What...is a Finnish Grand Prix driver anyway? *COMPLETELY CONFUSED*
blamebramptonblamebrampton on April 1st, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
Don't worry, it's April Fool's Day, you do not need to care about Formula 1 motor racing (which we follow in this house because we are very feeble :-P)
glass_violet on April 1st, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
Hee hee hee, you sound like the small girl! Next you'll be saying that HP slash is too boring for you, it's RUINED!
blamebramptonblamebrampton on April 1st, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)