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01 April 2009 @ 03:35 am
Bugger it all.  
Right, that's it. I've had enough.

Not one of you bastards has ever appreciated the full depths of my tortured genius.

I am leaving HP fandom and devoting myself to writing Real Person Slash about Finnish Grand Prix drivers!

No longer will I have to deal with obsessing over whether it's Finnegan or Finnigan, EVERYONE is named Kimi, Mika or Heikki. And no one will ever tell me that it's illegal for cousins to marry again! Hurrah!

Have a lovely Wednesday!
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maggie: DH Capt. Hammermarguerite_26 on March 31st, 2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
I ♥ UR tortured genius.

(do you still keep him battered and bloodied in the cellar?)
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 05:46 pm (UTC)
I licked the batter off. XXX
(no subject) - marguerite_26 on March 31st, 2009 05:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - blamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 05:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 05:45 pm (UTC)
I am busily tossing my hair and having a huff in the corner. This genius thing is bloody hard work!
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(no subject) - blamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Shivshiv5468 on March 31st, 2009 05:46 pm (UTC)
It's too early for all that nonsense!

Also, I'd like the chance to appreciate the depths of your tortured genius but it's been a year!!
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 05:47 pm (UTC)
It might be where you are ...

And there's no point giving you anything for the next few days, you'd expect something nice on the fifth, and I have no spare shoeses! ;-)
rickey_a: LOLrickey_a on March 31st, 2009 05:47 pm (UTC)
ha ha ha
rickey_a: Ack!rickey_a on March 31st, 2009 05:47 pm (UTC)
unfortunately it's not April fools here yet so I could answer : Good Riddance!!!!
(no subject) - blamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 05:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
down the hills and round the bendsnorton_gale on March 31st, 2009 05:49 pm (UTC)
You know, I already have someone on my flist who writes RPS about Finnish Grand Prix drivers. It's apparently a sizable fandom. ;)
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 05:50 pm (UTC)
(Are you sure that's not my sockpuppet?)
(no subject) - norton_gale on March 31st, 2009 06:11 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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acromantularacromantular on March 31st, 2009 05:54 pm (UTC)
Excellent! Sounds potentially even wankier than HP fandom. ;)

Now you realize you've got to actually write just a bit of this for us - figure you've got a few more days in April to do so. ;)
acromantularacromantular on March 31st, 2009 07:23 pm (UTC)
Now that you've got the idea in my head, I'm picturing a pink sparkley F1 car, driven by a mysterious Aussie knock-out who somehow manages to take the racing world by storm, winning race after race despite needing pedal extenders. ;)

Wow, the MarySue potentials in F1 crack-fic. *headdesk*
(no subject) - blamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC) (Expand)
This Girlthisgirl_is on March 31st, 2009 06:10 pm (UTC)
Does it have to be exclusively Finnish GP drivers? Because, you know, Lewis Hamilton. I'm just sayin'.
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:12 pm (UTC)
He looks 12. I can't do chan ...
Holly: Haruhi WTFhollyxu on March 31st, 2009 06:10 pm (UTC)
It is still March 31st here, you know. Thank you for that moment of 'bwuh?'.

blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:12 pm (UTC)
Sorry love. It's one of my few advantages to living in the future, being able to have early fun with this sort of thing.
trichinopoly ash: depp: profilealdehyde on March 31st, 2009 06:20 pm (UTC)
ehehe you're so silly sometimes ;)
i'd read your RPS even if i know nothing about motor racing or these finns you mention!
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:13 pm (UTC)
Alas, the current version is not that hot. If I were really to do so, I would also find myself writing the Classic F1 RPS, Schumi/Hakkinen, and that would just be wrong, because Michael was firstly German and secondly looks like a tadpole.
(no subject) - aldehyde on April 1st, 2009 02:05 am (UTC) (Expand)
Seshetasesheta_66 on March 31st, 2009 06:21 pm (UTC)
:D
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:14 pm (UTC)
XXX!
this mundane stuff called lifewinnett on March 31st, 2009 06:23 pm (UTC)
I love it! Can I beta your Real Person Slash about Mika and Kimi going down on each other? Please!

(I can never April Fools people because it is my birthday and that's just somehow wrong.)
libby_drew on March 31st, 2009 06:23 pm (UTC)
Happy Birthday, baby! *bunnyhugs*
(no subject) - winnett on April 1st, 2009 10:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - winnett on April 1st, 2009 10:07 pm (UTC) (Expand)
alisannealisanne on March 31st, 2009 06:51 pm (UTC)
*giggles*
That's discrimination against Grand Prix drivers of non-Finnish origin! H8er!!! :P
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC)
It's not my fault the rest of them look 12 or else have unfortunate facial hair (Yes, Jenson and Felipe, I mean you!)
adores_dracoadores_draco on March 31st, 2009 07:15 pm (UTC)
Your tortured genius? I can do the same - in Finnish...and you'll be none the wiser. *laughs madly*

;)
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:16 pm (UTC)
Damn damn damn! There's always one ... :-P
Bondeannawol on March 31st, 2009 07:35 pm (UTC)
WooHoo!!! Finnish Grand Prix pr0n ... We must be having of it!!
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:16 pm (UTC)
You say this until you do the mental imagery ...
(no subject) - deannawol on March 31st, 2009 09:29 pm (UTC) (Expand)
nahimanaemerald_dragon8 on March 31st, 2009 07:37 pm (UTC)
HAHA. You win. I love you and your tortured genius. :)
blamebramptonblamebrampton on March 31st, 2009 09:17 pm (UTC)
And I love you back!