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01 January 2012 @ 11:45 pm
Things I have learned in 2012: 1  
When doing a Google Image search for 'men's feet', make sure that the filter is set to Strict Safe Search.

You would not believe what Google considers Moderate!
 
 
 
ravurianravurian on January 1st, 2012 12:52 pm (UTC)
Um. Why were you searching for men's feet?
blamebramptonblamebrampton on January 1st, 2012 12:57 pm (UTC)
So many possible smutty lies ...

The embarrassing truth is that a friend has a shortage of fanartists for her fest, and I said that I would love to help, but alas, I am not great at drawing the male figure yet, only female nudes and feet. You can probably guess the sequence of events from there ;-)

(Seriously, there were multiple penes in some of those moderate shots!)
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Amanuensis: Dammit Lupin!amanuensis1 on January 1st, 2012 01:02 pm (UTC)
*giggles* I'm afraid to ask where those men's feet might have been.
blamebramptonblamebrampton on January 1st, 2012 01:05 pm (UTC)
I think in a couple of cases they were thinking feet in the '… and inches' sense!
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★ariannagray on January 1st, 2012 01:36 pm (UTC)
Of course I had to try this. Interesting results. xD
blamebramptonblamebrampton on January 1st, 2012 01:48 pm (UTC)
I actually went to check that I hadn't entered Men's feet and blowjobs by mistake!
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inamac: Totteringinamac on January 1st, 2012 02:14 pm (UTC)
Now if, like me, you had googled 'Feet male' the most exciting image you'd have got is a USB plug connector. even on my 'anything goes' filter.

Feel rather prudish now ;(

(Am also wondering why, as something of a feet-fan, I do not have an appropriate icon.)
blamebramptonblamebrampton on January 1st, 2012 02:21 pm (UTC)
It's not you, it's Google! Who can explain their ways? (I feel certain they have a porn section that concentrates on inserting dodginess where one least expects it!)

And I can;t see most icons at the moment. No idea why, either LJ or Firefox has gone mad, possibly both ...
Nennenenne on January 1st, 2012 02:43 pm (UTC)
I will never get the Google system. You get NWS images no matter what you search for. Almost. It's a bit disturbing really.
blamebramptonblamebrampton on January 1st, 2012 02:47 pm (UTC)
One of my artists at work cannot do a Google search without receiving porn in response. I think they have spyware in all our computers and record the startled reactions!
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waterbirdwaterbird on January 1st, 2012 03:32 pm (UTC)
That is hilarious. Happy new year!
Jaeenchanted_jae on January 1st, 2012 07:41 pm (UTC)
Oh, the agony of de feet!
silent hallucinationalex_s9 on January 1st, 2012 09:58 pm (UTC)
Nice one.
This Girl: Being deadthisgirl_is on January 1st, 2012 10:47 pm (UTC)
I'd say I was sorry...
... but it would be a filthy lie. No wonder you got distracted. :oP

9 artists in the end!

Don't think I didn't see that comment about next year, either...
Hueyphoenixacid on January 2nd, 2012 04:23 pm (UTC)
You've made me very very curious...
wedjateyewedjateye on January 4th, 2012 11:15 am (UTC)
How bizarre! I also tried 'gay sex' as a control search and (aside from quite a few John Travolta pics???) mostly ended up with sweet kissing pictures...