You will be happy to know that no one in this house has vomited in over 24 hours and that we have much soup. Thanks to the deli. Blessed deli!
My boss said that she would be thrilled to lose 10 pounds in two days, I assured her she would not be. She remained unconvinced, I blame the media.
Oh, and just as an aside, Lord Monckton is a complete cock.
Normal service will resume shortly.