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18 June 2011 @ 01:07 pm
Very quickly and not wholly sanely ...  
HAPPY BIRTHDAY enchanted_jae!

Damn LJ ate the first part of my post! 

We had great plans to write a fic for you, but the childers are revolting. In facet, I am being forced to use all my funny voices and hand actions so treacle_tartlet   can go to the loo occasionally. Though saying apple struedel in a German accent is comedy gold to five-year olds.

So instead, Amusing Child Stories to Amuse you on your great day!

SG found a cat feather toy and was waving it around in the air singing 'Cock, cock, cock, cock!'

I looked at her and said, 'Are you saying cock?'

'Yes,' she explained, 'it's a BIRD!'

'Ah, is it a rooster? They call them cocks, you know.'

'No, it's a COCKATOO!'

I nodded sagely. 'Right, well, people usually say Cockie for cockatoo, it's considered more polite for some reason.'

She looked at me, she looked at Treacle, she shook her head.

'Well,' she declared loudly, 'I prefer cock!'

'... Stop laughing at me you grown-ups!'

In other news we saw Sammy from Dance Academy at the Happy Chef Chinese, which was declared the best day ever. Then the Opera House and the Harbour Bridge at the same time, ticking off the last of SG's Must See Before Death List, and we went to the ballet shop and bought leotards and practise slippers, then we did some ballet practise, showing off the fact I need to practise for about three years before I will actually be mobile again, and you will understand completely why we are so inept when it comes to celebrating you!

However, we both wish you the very best of best days, all the presents you can carry and all the cake you can fit in without bursting! MUCH LOVE!!!
Bryoneybryoneybrynn on June 18th, 2011 03:10 am (UTC)
I love Small Girl so much. and i would give almost anything to see you two dancing together. *g*
Keeper of the Superfluous Es!: BeaArthurIKR?/Hermettethemostepotente on June 18th, 2011 03:58 am (UTC)
SG is a slasher in the making. *g*

*drive-by licks*
being_herebeing_here on June 18th, 2011 06:40 am (UTC)
Ahahahaha! Excellent.

(You must talk to me about how to child proof the house? And how the cats cope with small people? I fear for the kidlets in August :S )

Also, give her a hug from me? And tell her I miss her? And that without her I seem to have stopped writing porn and started writing plot. I do not approve of this :(
Nennenenne on June 18th, 2011 06:57 am (UTC)
I'm not sure who's birthday it is, but SG made me laugh really hard. Have fun you guys!
shu_shu_sleepsshu_shu_sleeps on June 18th, 2011 07:06 am (UTC)

You have to admire a child who knows what she wants :)
My poor abused netbook is now covered in tea, and my abs hurt from laughter reading that.
ecosopherecosopher on June 18th, 2011 07:09 am (UTC)
This is just so brilliant. Gotta love a girl who knows what she wants!
bk7brokemybrainbk7brokemybrain on June 18th, 2011 02:52 pm (UTC)
OMG! Funny! Good girl. I prefer cock, too. *pats the moppet's head*

Jaeenchanted_jae on June 19th, 2011 05:56 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Children say the most priceless things, don't they? SG may have a career as a comedian ahead of her. Isn't she the one who refused to eat carrots because "they don't make sense"?


Thanks for thinking of my on my day, and I'm happy to hear you're enjoying your visit with treacle. *hugs you both*
brinianbrinian on June 20th, 2011 06:40 pm (UTC)
A woman (even a very small one) who knows her own mind is a wonderful thing *g*