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05 April 2011 @ 10:24 pm
Hear that high-pitched sound?  
That's the sound of my brain spinning at enormous RPM. I normally work a 30 hour week. I've already hit 29 hours and it is Tuesday. SEND FONDANT FANCIES (or a cloning machine and time machine, so I can make a batch of mini-mes 24 years ago and enjoy employing them to do all my scutwork even as I loathe them for their still-functional knees and tiny firm bums! (OOOH! I could harvest knee cartilage! Except that's probably unethical.))

Anyway, to the point -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY [info]shiv5468 , you brilliant woman, you! It has been a joy meeting you, and I am so glad I was able to introduce you to shu-shu, too. One of my ambitions is to get the two of you in the same place at the same time. I hope that the birthday fairies and the shoe pixies conspire to make it a fab day for you.

And now, back to work. BLEAH!
 
 
 
being_herebeing_here on April 5th, 2011 10:20 pm (UTC)
...

Would you paint them orange and pretend to have an army of oompa loompas?

Would you?

Please?