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28 February 2011 @ 09:43 pm
Darling treacle_tartlet , HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I see that other people have sent you fic, so I feel vindicated that I chose Tunnocks Tea Cakes instead ;-)

I know that our relationship really began with me allegedly teaching you, but just as often you have been Lionel Logue to my Bertie, as well as the best Bertie there ever could be. Which I suppose just leaves me as the Queen Mum. Though, given our respective gin intakes ... I believe this leaves me as the authentic pre-War London fog to your Oscar-award-winning brilliance. In which case, I waft my love around you!

Have a marvellous day and a fabulous year! I shall do my best to write bestselling paranormal romances this year rather than the usual tat so as to speed up the purchase of rural properties and helicopters! I would nag you about cornering the comedic light porn market, but the wee bairns are demanding, so you can get to that next year to pay for our Harrier Jump Jets.

And apologies to the other friends whose birthdays I have missed recently -- sorry! There will be mad catch-up notes, soon. I am well behind on birthdays, and life in general, because I have the organisational skills of a pygmy possum. And am on strict medical orders to sleep regularly and eat healthily, which means that I have shamefully neglected LJ. But I have cooked and eaten delicious and nutritious food. And would have slept more if the cats did not see my prone form as an invitation to bring me pieces of string and wait for me to wave them ...
prone to mischieftreacle_tartlet on March 1st, 2011 02:30 am (UTC)

Thank you, my dearest darling!