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04 May 2009 @ 08:45 pm
I shouldn't talk some days ...  
Brammer's friend: But I think it's important that if you're a girl who just wants to get some, you put it out there. Because god knows there are some boys we know who just desperately need to get laid, and we can just get them together, and then everybody's happy.

Brammers: So she can just willingly fall on that pork sword?

(I slapped myself to save my friend the effort.)
 
 
 
Pureblood Princessraitala on May 4th, 2009 10:53 am (UTC)
What an awful mind you have! :D
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 10:55 am (UTC)
I just opened my mouth, and that's what came out.

(Like that straight line right there.

I blame my parents.)
The Ramblings of an often very distracted person.annes_stuff on May 4th, 2009 10:58 am (UTC)
Bwa ha ha ha.

Your funny!

That is a good analogy.
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 11:00 am (UTC)
I am ashamed, though I do think the friend in question made a good point.
The Ramblings of an often very distracted person.annes_stuff on May 4th, 2009 11:04 am (UTC)
All good in theory but what happens if the guy mistakes the girls need to get laid for genuine affection and hangs around like a love sick puppy?
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 11:09 am (UTC)
It is very important to set out ground rules at the beginning of any evening. As a young woman, I liked to be upfront with lads and let them know that they would almost certainly be thrown out before breakfast, and possibly at any point earlier if they were boring or if one of my friends rang up with news of a good band playing locally.

It's amazing I ever managed to pull when you think about it, good thing I was hot.
Kieran: pancake orgyfilmatleven on May 4th, 2009 10:59 am (UTC)
I'm amused. I think we'd get on well IRL. =P
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 11:01 am (UTC)
I think we'd just sit around giggling like idiots, which is essentially what you've said!
Kieranfilmatleven on May 4th, 2009 11:05 am (UTC)
And that'd be fine. No one would understand our far more superior intellect.
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 11:09 am (UTC)
We could mime our messages at them (while still giggling).
adores_dracoadores_draco on May 4th, 2009 12:11 pm (UTC)
Could I join you, please? I'm much smarter than I look! ;)
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 12:13 pm (UTC)
Of course you could! Charades are better with more silly friends ;-)
Meredythmeredyth_13 on May 4th, 2009 11:03 am (UTC)
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 11:10 am (UTC)
Back at you ;-)
Leochileochi on May 4th, 2009 11:34 am (UTC)
Ahahahahahahahaha - you must be the funniest person on LJ. I LOVE those "Ooopsies" - I tend to do them a lot. Only a bit lower rated. ;D
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 11:35 am (UTC)
If by funniest you mean most cheaply appalling, then possibly ;-)
Leochileochi on May 4th, 2009 11:45 am (UTC)
No, not cheaply appalling, just witty enough to shoot out the funniest analogies. (And a bit spoilt by LJ, you know. Too much smut around here. ;DD)
shu_shu_sleepsshu_shu_sleeps on May 4th, 2009 12:11 pm (UTC)
ah - dignity - whatever happened to it?
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 12:14 pm (UTC)
I think I left it on a train. Perhaps in Italy.
Azure Jane Lunaticazurelunatic on May 4th, 2009 12:46 pm (UTC)
Hee!
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 03:19 pm (UTC)
I worry myself :-)
jamie2109: general - dirty mindjamie2109 on May 4th, 2009 12:49 pm (UTC)
You know I'd never heard of pork sword before and tonight, twice. Good News Week were all over the pork swording tonight, too. So to speak. Thus, I am enlightened. ;)
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 03:20 pm (UTC)
I think of this as a place for learning.

Sort of. A bit.
Mific: Domo-snakemific on May 4th, 2009 01:02 pm (UTC)
For no good reason other than brain rot it made me think of Jamie wielding a large sausage as a weapon in Diana Gabaldon's 'Drums of Autumn'. And then I was watching Polanski's 'Fearless Vampire Killers' while on my treadmill (don't ask) and the inkeeper's wife was doing likewise. Clearly pork is more of a weapon than I'd realised. And in the lists of love as well. Makes one wonder about Damocles...
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 03:47 pm (UTC)
Oh I keep trying to read her books but have never made it into quite the right frame of mind. I will not ask about your choice of exercise video, because it scares me ;-)
adores_dracoadores_draco on May 4th, 2009 01:29 pm (UTC)
My extremely important carrot question from yesterday is still unanswered. Feel pity on me, please. I've got ear infection and I'm eating a second batch of antibiotics. *wails*

Sorry to hear about your lost-in-Italy dignity. I think mine was stolen when I was really drunk.
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 01:43 pm (UTC)
OOH! Going there to answer now. I have the flu and the attention span of a gnat.
rickey_a: LOLrickey_a on May 4th, 2009 03:11 pm (UTC)
you wicked woman
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 03:48 pm (UTC)
My brain betrays me!
ladyjanevaladyjaneva on May 4th, 2009 04:42 pm (UTC)
umm...language barrier I guess, but I don't get it...
Is it possible to explain? Because I'm all curious now :-)
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 4th, 2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
To fall willingly on one's sword is to sacrifice oneself nobly.

A pork sword is a euphemism for a penis.

No sane mind would bring the two together. Alas, mine is a bad mind and has been given a stern talking to.
joanwilder~RaeWhitjoanwilder on May 4th, 2009 06:34 pm (UTC)
I've believed myself to be spew-resistant, but seeing this, hélas, there might've been a slight coffee leakage....
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 5th, 2009 03:56 pm (UTC)
I an very sorry about the mess. Though sorrier about the one inside my own head ...
Randy: Justin Brian Facepalmdrgaellon on May 4th, 2009 06:36 pm (UTC)
"That's what SHE said!"
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 5th, 2009 03:57 pm (UTC)
Ba-doom-tish!
Robynarobynsung on May 5th, 2009 01:00 am (UTC)
LMAO!

Oddly enough (or maybe not so much), I can see that in some purple prosed up smut.

"She fell on his pork sword..."

I'm demented, aren't I?
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 5th, 2009 03:57 pm (UTC)
Yes, but in a manner perfectly suited to this flist ;-)
Dedicated Escape Artist: Coffee Timejadzialove on May 5th, 2009 02:48 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hem-hem

*giggles* You know, if I wasn't aware of your long relationship with J, a big grumpy man, I'd absolutely wonder about that analogy, knowing as I do of your aversion to ham....
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 5th, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)
This would be the appropriate point to make some witty comment about vegan 'bacon' wouldn't it? Alas, I'm dry ...
glass_violet on May 10th, 2009 12:15 pm (UTC)
Hope you haven't died of 'flu, dahling. I have been good, stitching and stitching and stitching til my fingers bleed and my eyeballs ache! My reward has been spending several minutes watching the trailers for HP HBP online, while making over-excited *squee* noises.
XXX
blamebramptonblamebrampton on May 10th, 2009 02:22 pm (UTC)
I am feeling manky again, though! Think I will take myself to the doctor this week and just see if there is some underlying annoyance lurking.

Your weekend sounds brilliant! We spent ours celebrating J's age, which is now so prodigious that I can no longer call him a toyboy ;-(