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blamebrampton
17 May 2020 @ 01:04 pm
Hi Friends, LJ Users, Nigerian Scammers, Russian Bots and sundry others!
Thanks for taking a moment to read my sticky post on friending.

On the whole, there's no need to friend me if you just want to read my fics, since they are posted unlocked. In fact, most of my locked posts are me ranting about the state of the world (usually from a politics or media slant) or some such.

Generally, I am a ready friender. If you friend me and you have entries in your livejournal or have commented on some of my posts, you can usually expect to be friended back, unless:
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* I do not recall us ever having 'spoken' online (given how selective my memory is, you should probably assume this.)
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* Your journal consists of several entries a day concerning My Little Pony, school and whether your hair looks better in plaits, pigtails, or with a fringe pouf. You are probably adorable, but should not be subjected to my occasional flocked rants.

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01 January 2013 @ 04:42 pm
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blamebrampton
18 May 2012 @ 12:10 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICKEY!!!!

That is all. And now, back to ukulele practise and writing like the WIND!
 
 
blamebrampton
Saw The Avengers tonight with the lovely [info]pushdragon, and we enjoyed it very much. The script was a thing of joy :-)

But I have a quibble, that isn't worth a spoiler cut because every American super/monster movie made since 1930 has had a fight scene in New York, so of course this one does, too.

And I do not believe that in this day and age, when New Yorkers see things exploding in the sky, their response would be to stand there and gape. Rick Rescorla had a bigger impact than that, oh film-makers!

This, and one other thing, and a few pacing issues aside – it's terrific!
 
 
blamebrampton
03 May 2012 @ 11:20 pm
I slightly damaged my Achilles tendon coming home from the gym the other night. Having gone through the multi-year peroneal tendon saga, I didn't want to wrong-foot (boom boom!) myself on this one, so I headed off to the doc when two days of rest and ice had not done the trick.

Doc: What did you do?

Me: I was crossing the road, when I realised that the car in the distance was doing 70 rather than 50, so I went to sprint the rest of the distance and I felt a little pop and there was a sudden pinching hurt, and it's not a snap, because I could still walk on it, but it hurts with shoes or boots, is fine barefoot or with mules …

Doc: That's not like you.

Me: Que?

Doc: Avoiding the car.

I'm used to this sort of abuse from my friends and family, but from my doctor? Harsh. And honestly, if I wasn't so good at getting out of the way, my dire record of being run over/into would be far worse! Tendon will be fine, BTW, just minimal running for a week or two.
 
 
blamebrampton
28 April 2012 @ 09:14 pm
If you speak to British children of A Certain Age and whisper to them the phrase, 'Otter film', you will witness a remarkable phenomenon. Firstly, their eyes will soften, as they recall the rollick and gambol of the otters and how they were charmed by them, and then there will be a moment where their eyes go wide, perhaps moisten, then crease in despair as they shout 'YOU BASTARD!' at you.

This is because there were two seminal otter films* in the 60s and 70s that were both wonderful and beautiful, save that both ended with the death of the otters.

Character death, even when it's an otter, is hard! Hard to read, hard to view, hard to write convincingly, hard to make work within the context of the wider story. On the other hand, when it's done well, the dramatic payoff can be remarkable. But where is the line between deaths that come organically from the plot and those which are used for exploitative emotional gain? And how can you kill off a character without having generations of British children hating you forever?

I don't pretend to have the definitive answers, but I have a few thoughts. Many of my examples in the following will be drawn from Season 2 of Dance Academy, which practically none of you watch, but you'll be able to follow without any worries. Suffice to say that if you DO watch DA and are behind, there are spoilers abungo! The remaining examples are drawn from Harry Potter, Heathers, The Hunger Games, The Demon's Covenant, Seven Little Australians, Pulp Fiction, Serenity and Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. And a few other random books and films that I have forgotten to come back and mention, which you've all either seen or will never see, so it doesn't matter.

1. Why kill characters? )

2. Who should you kill off? )

3. How should you kill them? )

4. How do you break the news in story? )

5. Should you warn your readers? )

6. How do you walk the line between emotional effect and exploitation? )

7. What's the fallout? )


* Tarka the Otter and Ring of Bright Water are the two films to watch out for. And avoid like the plague if you value your cheerful outlook on life. The only thing crueller to inflict on children than these two films is Seven Little Australians. There are a few significant downsides to having an English father and Australian mother, spending my childhood dealing with Character Building Story was one of them!

** In the interests of fairness, Jodi Picoult has some beautiful turns of phrase and pays her readers the credit of being mature and intelligent enough to deal with the discourse of complex emotional, moral and ethical topics. Some people find her novels engaging, involving and profoundly moving. They are all much, much nicer people than I am. 

*** That said, Sydney motorists are 90% lovely and 10% homicidal twats, so it's not impossible.
 
 
Current Mood: tiredtired
 
 
blamebrampton
18 April 2012 @ 02:41 pm
An organised person would have posted these before now. She might also have tidied the house and caught up on the washing. Wish she lived here ...

February Books

13 The Water Room by Christopher Fowler
Another Bryant and May book, with the canniest ancient policemen in London. This time the story takes place amid the houses of the mobile middle classes, with a lost artwork at the centre of the story. I've said before that this series of novels is an obvious influence on Ben Aaronovitch's Rivers of London set (which I think Aaranovitch has said explicitly -- if not, he's certainly implied it), though darker in tone and with a looser narrative structure. This story also focussed on the city's lost rivers and the way our old geography still shapes us even though we pretend to be divorced from it. Genuinely creepy throughout, this was a book I read with the lights on and, although I guessed the killer, I was still rivitted.




14 Ratking by Michael Dibdin
I confess, I came to the Aurelio Zen books thanks to the Rufus Sewell TV series. Yes, yes I am very shallow. Dibdin was a British writer who lived in Italy for four years and set his most successful novels there. Zen is a Venetian-born detective who begins the series in disgrace having suffered from being on the wrong end of a series of political decisions in the past. In this book he travels to Perugia to investigate the kidnapping of a major industrialist and finds himself caught up in a rats' nest of family and Commune politics. With practically everyone a suspect, it's a satisfyingly twisty and turny novel, though terribly dark -- themes include the Red Brigade kidnappings, the Second World War, incest and Italian and Papal corruption throughout the 70s and 80s. Zen is a peculiar narrator, he is detached from everything -- his workmates, his mother, his girlfriend, the crime … For a while it looks as though he is one of the few uncorrupt parts of the Italian state, but by the end, he seems to be only not a part of any clique. Despite this, I found the evocation of Italy to be authentic and involving, and the intellectual puzzle was enjoyable to solve. And it didn't have the terrifyingly claustrophobic sequence that the TV version has. STILL QUIVERING!!

15 Vendetta by Michael Dibdin
Despite not being sure if I liked Aurelio Zen much as a character, I liked Dibdin enough as an author to come back. This time Zen is dispatched to Sardinia, where another super-wealthy industrialist has been murdered, this time in his intruder-proof fortress (complete with lion). Again, the 'local colour' is fabulously drawn (if rather reliant on All Sardinians Will Steal Your Grandmother tropes, but the geography is palpable) and fleshed-out side characters make the story-telling intriguing. This is the novel in which Zen's romance with his young, hot female workmate kicks off, and she is interestingly written as being more complex than Zen realises, even though we see her almost entirely through his eyes. There's another abused young woman in this book, which seems to have become the theme for my February reading, as you'll see. This book is grittier than the first, with Zen in more danger -- there's a subplot breathing down his neck, too -- which makes the whole thing a more thrilling prospect.

16 Cabal by Michael Dibdin
The Pope! The Vatican! Dead Bodies! The Fashion Industry! Sex! Brooding dark men! I undid an entire week's gym with chocolates reading through this one! Dibdin hits his stride here, without the need to give the reader an introduction to Zen and his life, and instead focusses on both the crimes and the world around them in visceral detail.



17 Cocaine Blues by Kerry Greenwood
In real life, I'm acquainted with the wizard Kerry Greenwood lives with, though his wizardlyness is all Anglo-Saxon to me … Which makes it shameful that it's taken me this long to read this series. I made up for it by whipping through the whole lot in about five weeks. Phryne Fisher is the daughter of an Earl (later a Baronet, briefly a Duke, I think, accurate editing is not this series' strong point) who grew up poor in Melbourne before enough male relatives met their end during World War I to see her father proclaimed heir and her family raised from obscurity to obscene wealth. She does Not Do Well as an Honourable Miss, and leaps at the opportunity to return to Australia in 1928. Before embarking on the sea voyage she is asked to look into the health of a young Melburnian woman with whom she is vaguely connected. On arrival in Australia she finds herself investigating a series of crimes including a rapacious abortionist, a cocaine ring, and the possible poisoning of her old friend. Greenwood quickly assembles an ensemble cast including a pioneering woman doctor, two Diggers turned cabbies (Bert and Cec, who are great value), an intelligent and enterprising policemen in Detective Inspector Jack Robinson, who comes complete with charming sidekick Hugh Collins, and the lovely Dot Williams, who Phryne meets when Dot is planning to murder her ex-employer's son after the lad has spread rumours regarding Dot's alleged lack of virtue.

One of the things I like most about Agatha Christie is that you can knock over a book in a lazy afternoon if you're prepared to let the phone ring out. The Phryne Fisher books all share this virtue. They are not as clever as Christie, but they aren't dumb, either. Instead, they're a witty play of flapper frippery wrapped around quirky crimes. The period is sketched in selective detail: Poiret coats, Vionnet frocks, Salade Russe and olive oil from the chemist. These touches, along with Phryne's makeshift 'family' are what hooked me into this series, as you'll see from the rest of the month's reading list. This first, though rough, was jolly good fun for a rainy afternoon.

18 Flying Too High by Kerry Greenwood
A child is kidnapped and a man is murdered, and Phryne is off on the chase again! This time there are (unsurprisingly) planes involved --  Of Course Phryne can both fly and wing walk. And again, there's a paedophile in the mix, who is thwarted excellently by his would-be victim. The ensemble cast is all back, and added to, in a smoother novel than the first.

19 Murder on the Ballarat Train by Kerry Greenwood
Paedophiles again! And lost girls for Phryne to rescue, plus a murdered old lady who no one is really sorry to lose, but still, she deserved better than what she got … Phryne picks up a pleasant young lover in this book who hovers around for a while. I approve of scandalous behaviour with consenting young men of a suitable age! This one is not actually a bad set of mysteries and I had to read carefully to spot whodunnit in one of the crimes, while nervously waiting to see if they could Get the Goods on the other blaggard.

20 Death at Victoria Docks by Kerry Greenwood
More abused girls! Hot Communists! Estonians! Guns! Dot being awfully brave! Pass the ginger beer and smelling salts!

21 The Green Mill Murder by Kerry Greenwood
This book contains no abused girls! HURRAH! Phryne is dancing with a young rake at the Green Mill dance hall when a man is murdered almost in front of her, which leads her on a trip through Melbourne's jazz underground and back into her plane and out into the wilds of Victoria. This was the book that convinced me that Greenwood's editors are all working in a rush over cups of gin-laced tea at the end of the day, as it is later completely forgotten that she was shocked to hear of Bert and Cec's experiences in the trenches when she is reinvented as an ambulance driver during the last years of WWI, and after this book I don't think we ever see her go near a plane again. Having said that, this book also has the most interesting and complex crimes of the whole series, and the loveliest writing when Phryne finds herself on her journey into the wilderness. Plus, nice little touches of homosexual life in the early 20th century that were done neatly in character.

22 Blood and Circuses by Kerry Greenwood
Clearly, Greenwood wanted to take a breather from massive amounts of research in this one and sets the whole thing in a circus, where Phryne goes undercover as a novice trick rider. Although the crime plot is thin, this was the most emotionally intriguing and convincing of all the Phryne books for me, and there were moments of real affecting sadness throughout this one.

23 Ruddy Gore by Kerry Greenwood
Death at the operetta! Hot Chinese men! Flying axes! Grateful grandmothers! This book introduces Lin Chung, Phryne's fabulous non-monogamous ongoing lover. The plot is fabulously silly and enormous fun, this one really does call out for some chocolate while reading.

24 Urn Burial by Kerry Greenwood
I could attempt to outline the plot of this one, but life is too short. Basically, Phryne goes on holidays and everything goes wrong. Some lovely touches to the writing in this book, especially the combination of awe-inspiring beauty and hideous weight provoked by the cave visit.




25 The Chalk Girl by Carol O'Connell
I shouldn't like this series, because the heroine is a Flawed SuperWoman and her main colleagues are all men, but … there's just something about the Kathy Mallory books that means I forgive myself for reading them every time. Here the main plot swirls around a young girl and the paedophile who tries to abduct her and who is connected with a series of murders stretching back decades. Broken people litter the stage and there is an awful lot of nastiness about, even for the nicest characters who find themselves acting against type to protect others. But there is some fine observation that lifts the novel out of Gritty Crime, and Mallory's revenge on the police psychologist who has worked against her is a delight.




26 Care of Wooden Floors by Will Wiles
I confess, I gave up on this book a bit after halfway through. I knew exactly what was going to happen before the writer put it on the page all the way through, and when he really did kill off one of the characters who I actually liked (not the narrator) in exactly the way he had foreshadowed, I just flicked to the end to confirm it was all going to end as I thought it was. If you're less annoyed by predictability than I am, Wiles's writing is nicely comic and dark and he has some great turns of phrase and nice insights on the confusion of modern life with modern objects, but I found it easy to step away from this book. I think that I should confess that one of the reasons for that ease was my consciousness that this book, which was critically well reviewed, would almost certainly have been dismissed as a 'smaller' book with insufficient satire to veneer its obvious plot if it had been written by a woman.


I was going to add March's to this list, but I need to get off for my ukulele lesson, so that can wait for the next rainy afternoon with a bit of time!
 
 
blamebrampton
12 April 2012 @ 08:28 pm
One of my friends left her 15-year-old daughter in the combined care of me and Mr B and another nice couple from Newcastle over the Easter Weekend.

This kid is actually a friend of mine, too, not just the daughter of friends. She's got a really good head on her shoulders and is pretty damn funny as well as bright, and not at all afraid to mock us back when we give her affectionate grief. We did some fun stuff, like trying out eye make-up and trying on hats -- one of which was more of a Head Chicken than a hat (seriously -- if I could train a red Silkie hen to sit on the side of my head, it would have looked EXACTLY the same!) and then we took her up to the Hawkesbury and left her camping with hundreds of mad mediaevalists, including the Novocastrians.

Of course, despite the fact that we were totally not camping, Mr B and I ended up spending a ridiculous amount of time there, too. Which led to the situation where Ms 15 and I were visiting a boofy friend's cook tent after dark for a quick chat and gossip. A nice random chick walked in and offered us homemade cider.

'Oh, good one,' said Mr Boofy. 'Offer the 15-year-old alcohol!'

I don't really drink much, but I wanted to see if it was good cider, so I asked if I could smell it.

'OK,' said Nice Random. 'But if you're 15, don't get drunk on the fumes.'

'I'm 45,' I muttered, while Young Lass and Mr Boofy died of laughter.

I assured Nice Random that she was my fave, because, seriously, I can maybe pass for 33 on a good day in dim light, then turned to Young Lass to waggle my finger at her immoderate laughter.

'Yeah, apparently you're 15,' she teased me.

'There's a really ugly portrait in my attic,' I replied, poking my tongue out at her. 'Anyway, you should be offended, when she had to pick a teenager out of the two of us, she went with me!'

'Yeah, she was totally going on height there ...'

Friends, I let her live. And this is why you can trust me with your children.
 
 
blamebrampton
02 April 2012 @ 11:30 pm
This post contains names and images of deceased people.

Jimmy Little died today.

Back around the turn of the millennium, I had an interview with him. He had a bunch of other media commitments on the same day, and a photo shoot with Kylie Minogue. His 'people' ushered me down a hallway towards a meeting room where we would hold our interview, along the way they stopped and knocked on a door. Jimmy Little opened the door, smiling.

'Sorry,' he said, 'I'm just running a bit late …'

'That's all right,' said the publicist. 'This is Brammers, your next interview.'

He looked at me, he grinned. He opened the door wider. Inside was Kylie Minogue. She looked up at him, then out at me. I looked at her, she looked at me. Both of us had faces that conveyed something along the lines of: 'Yay for teeny tiny chicks!' We both grinned, too.

Jimmy smiled at everyone and announced, 'I feel so tall!'

Most interviews are exercises in ego, but talking to Jimmy Little was like talking to your favourite senior relative. He talked about how much he loved his wife, and how important it was to have a partner you could like and respect. He said that it was pure good luck on his part that led to him being the first indigenous Australian to have a number one single, but that he had felt it a privilege and a gift that he was then able to work for various indigenous causes, including supporting Aboriginal health and indigenous musicians.

At the end of the interview, I didn't want to leave. He gave me a hug and told me to be good, and to work hard and have faith and everything works out if you do.

Jimmy Little was a quiet, gentle and generous man whose activism was made all the more powerful by the fact it was as soft and inexorable as a stream. In an age of pop stars who wave their political actions in front of the world and demand attention for them, a small man with a soft voice (that was big when he sang) and a guitar encouraging his people to make sure they take care of their health and supporting education and opportunity throughout communities around the country was never going to grab the headlines, but I bet he made just as much difference to the world as Bono ever could.

Most of you have probably never heard of him, which is a great shame. Here are a couple of his songs that I particularly love, they're both worth listening to. If you're into 1960s' music, check out his Twisting the Night Away, Baby Blue, or his big hit Royal Telephone.

This is his beautiful rendition of The Triffids' Bury Me Deep in Love, sung with Kylie.



And this is him singing Cattle and Cane, one of the best songs written by the Go-Betweens. Good bye, Jimmy. Thank you.


 
 
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: Jimmy Little
 
 
blamebrampton
28 March 2012 @ 02:46 am
I saw Duran Duran tonight, thanks to a friend who had a spare ticket, and then Mr B also saw them, thanks to another friend dropping out. Despite having never been a fan, they were ENORMOUS fun, especially since we were at the front side and so could see the bits where Simon Le Bon hid behind the drummer to take a bit of a breather. John Taylor really is as attractive as everyone used to say ... And they are actually really good -- the vocals were strong, drumming and synth brilliant, and the guitar section driving and vigorous. I may have been wrong to ignore pop in the 80s!

A few links for Australian readers including a spidery one for all non-arachnaphobes: If you're wondering about the debate on power costs in this country and want some actual facts to break down the figures, [info]rdmasters has a masterful post here that explains and illuminates. In short: we will not all be rooned by the Carbon Tax!

On a related topic, don't forget Earth Hour on Saturday night at 8.30pm. Even if you're like Barnaby Joyce and believe that 'humans have never ever affected the weather, that's just absolute rubbish!' despite the fact that sulphate aerosols were shown to be responsible for the brief cooling period in the 1970s*, take an hour to turn off your telly and laptop and take a moonlit picnic in the park, or break out the romance and dine by candlelight -- bespoke candleshops need trade, too!

Did you see these photos of spiders leaving mass webs behind as they flee the floods? AMAZING?

And finally, head over to the House of Representatives Committees pages and take this survey on legislation for Gay Marriage. It won't take long, and asks whether or not you support two proposed pieces of legislation. Both bills are quite similar and call for a basic redrafting of the current law so that marriage is redefined as being between two people, rather than between a man and a woman. If you're happy to take my word for it, you can get away without even downloading the proposals. MOST excitingly, it gives you a lovely long space to talk about your reasons for what you believe.

I left an essay talking about how the lack of such legislation in the past led to generations of children of gay parents -- like me -- who grew up with families able to use our parents' sexuality as a tool for custody disputes driven by prejudice, which was NOT HELPFUL. If you're at all concerned about protecting children and safeguarding the family, the sooner we have gay marriage, the better it will be for everyone.

It's quite a while since I posted, I've been stupidly occupied this month sewing a frock for one friend, knitting socks for another, doing some actual paid work and tidying the house. The frock is A Lot Of Work, with two whole separate gowns combining in layers, but she looks gorgeous in the first layer and will look spiffing when the whole thing comes together.

It's not all been drudgery, I met up twice with the fabbo [info]spirillen and we went to see Picasso and then trekked up to the cheap Sydney Harbour Bridge viewing platform ($11.50 to go to the top of the pylon and not have heart failure, versus $200 to go to the top of the span and clutch at your chest in an alarmed fashion.)  Then there was the wedding of a dear friend and her lovely lad, for which I baked 72 tarts (half dark chocolate, half white chocolate and raspberry, recipes to come) and failed to take any photos. I briefly considered making another batch to shoot them, but that would involve a. Making more tarts, and b. Eating more tarts. I am trying to get my thighs back to racing size, so they will have to wait until we next have guests.

Mr B and I also went to see the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain, who were brill and totally worth choosing over half a banjolele for my birthday (NB I was going to pay for the other half, I was not going to purchase a dissected instrument because THAT would be weird). Apparently Sydney is going ukulele crazy, as the Concert Hall at the Opera House was full, and about a third of the audience was waving ukuleles. I have a dream to get a uke group happening in Erskineville and one of the local bar owners is half convinced by my plans, so you never know, we could be in luck!

And I finally read The Hunger Games books, which were compelling and made me cry a bit, despite having a few flaws, but the sort of flaws that come from writing that's good and errs a little rather than writing that is bad or lazy. And then I read some reports on Republican commitments in their primaries and actions in their states and I realised that clearly there are some people out there who Suzanne Collins needs to visit so that she can carefully explain that Snow is meant to be the Bad Guy. Or, you know, slap them upside the back of the head. That would be fine, too.

LJ et the first version of this post, back when the following was timely, however, since I have also failed to since send any cards or small tokens of my affection, allow me to finish with:
 
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAYS MIC, ROMA AND SPIRILLEN!!!! Sorry I'm crap! I make you all look tall!


* Anti-Climate Change activists often point to this period as a. evidence against warming trends through the 20th century, and b. evidence that scientists say the darnedest things. In actual fact, when you factor in the known cooling effects of sulphate aerosols, which we have reasonably accurate readings for through this period, the planet still warmed through these years, and scientists said as much at the time. Journalists largely said 'A New Ice Age Dawns!', while the very small number of scientists who said 'Gosh, it's cold, is that something going on?' went off and researched it and came back with 'Nope, false alarm', which did not make any headlines, but given journalists generally can't tell the difference between sodium and salt, you should take their announcements on scientific matters with a grain of the proverbial.
 
 
blamebrampton
02 March 2012 @ 09:30 pm
1. Hermione the PM made Dobby the house-elf  a. a Senator and b. Foreign Minister! This is why I have delayed updating, the story is still unfolding!

2. I had a FABULOUS day with [info]spirillen at the AGNSW and Picasso exhibition. She is terrific! So was the exhibition!

3. The mystery of the phones in the post is solved! There was a return address, so I did a search for the name and suburb and found a possible candidate, emailed him and had a reply. A friend of mine from NZ is sending her teenager here over Easter, and he wanted to get the phones back to my Kiwi friend, so they are using teenager post. The poor lad was assuming that my friend had filled me in, while she was waiting to hear back from him before she let me know about the plan.

4. My foot is killing me and I need to make 48-60 tarts before I go to bed. Might finish watching this week's Phryne Fisher first ...
 
 
blamebrampton
02 March 2012 @ 10:28 am
Post just arrived.

One Principles of Knitting, HURRAH! JOY!

One box with two used phones, one an iPhone including dock and cable, NEITHER MINE. From a name I do not recognise. WHY? WHO?

Anyone in Northcote, Victoria randomly sharing telecoms?

I'll solve that mystery later, need to motor, have a date at the art gallery with [info]spirillen and need to shop beforehand!
 
 
blamebrampton
27 February 2012 @ 09:51 am
None of the ALP members arriving at Parliament House for The Vote have been wearing body armour. I take this as a good sign!

Alas, Harry almost certain to lose.
 
 
blamebrampton
26 February 2012 @ 08:01 pm
Previously, in the second-most sparsely populated continent on Earth, this happened.

If you can't be bothered reading through all of that, then the short version is: Harry Potter was elected PM, defeating Voldemort. Draco Malfoy was rolled as leader of the Opposition in favour of Vincent Crabbe, and there was much wailing in the land because Draco looks like this: , while Crabbe looks like this: . Worse, Crabbe believes that Climate Change is a cunning trick from all those extremely well-paid scientists trying to oppress the poor, struggling oil companies, and that it would be folly to hope for equality for women in 'a large number of areas', simply because chicks 'lack aptitude'.

Inspired to at least equal the lunacy of the Opposition, the Government decided to boot out Harry in favour of Hermione  for a long and complicated set of reasons that can best be summed up with Harry can be a bit of a twat to his colleagues, plus, drugs and politics do not mix. In the space of one long-knifed night, she took over as Australia's first female Prime Minister, leaving a sizable portion of the country saying, 'Hang on a minute …'

It just gets wackier from here ... )


(And after all that, everything will have changed by 10am tomorrow!)
 
 
blamebrampton
09 February 2012 @ 06:35 pm
I've been working rather hard on a bunch of stories for the some time now. What would make all of this seem worthwhile would be if any of the many invoices that are sitting in the Accounts Payable offices of many Australian publishing houses could be bloody well paid. That seven days' terms line isn't a joke! Grrrr!

Anyway, this means that I still have no time for sensible long posts, but there are some things that need to be written up!

1. Most of you have probably read the heartbreaking story on LGBTQ schoolchildren in the current Rolling Stone. I have a really long thing to say in response, which will have to wait for another time. I also have a short thing to say:



2. I have been sending things, some very late. [info]kath_ballantyne, I have what can only be described as a gift for losing your address. LJ keeps deleting the messages that contain it, cursed LJ! One more time?  [info]libby_drew, I am afraid your box requires more postage than I possess at the moment, so I ate some of the chocolate and thought nice things about you! And I very carefully knitted a hat for someone last year and then forgot who it was for. I have a vague idea it was someone European, and feel certain we spoke about it and an address was sent and then ... probably a cat-related distraction, knowing this house. [info]thisgirl_is, it was not you. Your hat is in the post! 

3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY [info]norton_gale!! I hope you have a wonderful day and your two tiny people are well behaved and hilarious from dawn to dusk! And to [info]old_enough, too. We miss you!  So late with so many other birthdays! I've made a few via email, but for [info]abusing_sarcasm, [info]marryoh, [info]1strangebird, [info]morien_san, and [info]el_princess, I hope you all had brilliant days!

4. [info]_inbetween_ really is a genius. This was her response to my self-description the other day:


The hair in reality is a bit straighter and longer, and has a stripe the colour of the claws here, but otherwise, yes, pretty much spot-on! Right! Off to the gym so that it's only my mind that goes! Much love to you all!
 
 
blamebrampton
07 February 2012 @ 01:08 pm
I'm completely failing at LJ due to having far too much real life writing to do and not sleeping well in this crazy weather, so basically resembling a deranged miniature zombie T-Rex at the moment, but this needs to be said:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY [info]mahaliem!

Your writing has always entertained and impressed me, but you as a person inspire me. I hope that your day is filled with love!
 
 
blamebrampton
01 February 2012 @ 02:55 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY [info]yourebrilliant! You are, you know! I hope that the present fairies have been suitably generous and the cake is astonishingly large! (And I am hoping you notice this in about eight hours, by which time it will be Feb 1 in Scotland, too!)

One of my plans for this year is to keep track of books read. A sensible person would have kept a record as she went. Please pass on my best wishes and admiration to all such people should you know any*! Instead, attempting to reconstruct from the Kindle and the pile beside my bed just waiting for a spot of shelving, I think it went something like this:


12 books, mostly rereads, it's summer here, my brain is melty! )

I was going to finish with a short discussion on Kindle v book, but I started a new programme at my gym today (since I am poor, I am using my time in pursuing greater fitness so things aren't a total write-off. And I'd already paid the gym fees, so I may as well use them to their maximum benefit!) Alas, despite being able to ride a bike and walk quickly up steep hills until the cows come home, squats and tricep exercises have left me feeling as though I have spent three days riding a camel. Radox bath it is!



* I exaggerate for comedic effect, [info]rumpleghost alone would give my online peer group a good reputation for organisation! Which means ... oh cock, I'm the entertainingly disorganised second cousin in this story, aren't I?
 
 
blamebrampton
29 January 2012 @ 11:18 pm
Happy Birthday to [info]ciraarana! SUCH a good choice of birthdate! I hope yours is marvellous! Thank you for your good wishes!

Thank you very much to [info]_inbetween_ for the extremely apt e-cards. Right on every count and you made both of us laugh wildly! Thank you also to [info]nenne and [info]fire_juggler for your gifts, so very kind! And to [info]ecosopher, [info]subtlefire and [info]montjoye for your messages, I was very touched! And thanks, too, to [info]snottygrrl, which comes coloured with guilt because I started to knit you a thingy and it was put down and your birthday sailed by and ... look, my crapitude is hardly news at this point ...

My celebration of birth has been reasonably quiet, as Mr B slept in until early afternoon, so we missed going for a ride or into town (at least I rode to the markets yesterday: fresh peas and marshmallow! And broccoli, eggs, garlic and catnip. Probbaly should have planned better for menus from that lot ...) Instead we saw Hugo, which I loved, but he only liked the comic parts of. A lot of the film is a meditation on the importance of creative endeavour (it's by Martin Scorsese, after all, and yes, there's a wonderful bit on the history of film), so I think that it spoke to me in ways Mr B missed. And it is beautiful, as well as being wonderfully acted and just charming.

For giftage, Rob Ryan plates and book, and tickets to the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain in March! HURRAH!

I've been out of the loop for much of the month due to having loads to get done. Still working only as a writer at the moment, which means less money and more brainwork, but it is more enjoyable, I confess. Whichever of my flist said that I was fortunate to be able to make my living this way was right, if only I could type well ... And I've been sewing like a fiend for one of my young friends who is the daughter of friends and who needed a mediaeval outfit for a do she was going to. If I were a sensible person, I would not have handstitched most of it. Alas ... Still, it's done now. As is the surprise Cookie Monster outfit I ran up for another friend after he thoughtfully cut it out. DONE! (Save for hoovering up the monster fluff. NB the cats looked at it and clearly said 'Call that a Cookie Monster? Pah!') Now I can concentrate more on writing and knitting!

Finally, cat update! One part of the sewing process was moving the ironing board into the living room so that I could get through loads of ironing while watching docos on the telly. Every time I turned the iron off, Cookie would appear on the ironing board, usually sitting on whatever I had just de-haired and pressed. I think she is 100% well again. Here's a shot of her the day she came home from the vet, you can just see her little shaved patch under her chin where the hair is asymmetrical: 



She's recovered a good deal more since this photo and is now entirely fine, just with her shaved patches still growing out. She's cross that the ironing board has not been left up, but when we pulled out the folding occasional table to put my cake on tonight, she leapt up onto it and declared it a success. We did our cake and candles ritual in the kitchen, there's no point disturbing a comfortable cat!
 
 
blamebrampton
I'd not describe myself as an old-school Holmesian, mostly because I have enjoyed so many Holmeses, starting with the books and moving onto the films with Basil Rathbone and TV series with Jeremy Brett (neither of which are actually true to the books, despite what some people my age and older will tell you). Holmes, Watson and their mysteries are strong enough characters and vibrant enough stories to remain open to endless interpretations without suffering (caveat: I say this as someone who has never watched that one with the chap from Torchwood, which I am informed may actually involve a wee bit of suffering.)

So, despite having a perfectly good post of news and thanks underway, this will instead be a quick though not as brief as it ought to be reaction to this week's Holmesarama.

To begin with, the Ritchie film, A Game of Shadows. And it is naturally cut for spoilers, since it's still rolling its way out around the world (quite new here).


To start with the likes ... )


Moving on to the not so thrilled bit ... )


Which leads me to Season 2 of BBC Sherlock.

This occupies a strange place in my mental roll of Sherlock adaptations. It's wavering on an edge and may very well end up being filed under 'good professional fanfic', rather than under 'actual adaptation'. The reasons for this are mostly the insistence on quite a lot of clever clever (The Speckled Blonde. Really, Moffatt? Really?) and the fact that I am not yet sure whether the stories will end up being Holmes stories, or investigation of the Holmes canon stories. Both make for perfectly fine and enjoyable television, but the latter is a job for fanfic (NB quite a few films, books and TV shows are basically fanfiction of source material, it's in no way a pejorative term to my mind, just different to the purpose of an adaptation.)

Again, there were things I loved, and things that made me go ARGH!

The LURVE ... )



The not-lurve (in which I complain about bad writing, AGAIN) )

Now to try and catch up on that personal post. Apologies in advance if it takes a day or two, this took a day and a half more than it was meant to as I have injured myself in a mild and deeply silly fashion that makes typing a bit painful. The embarrassing tale will form a part of that post, do feel free to make mock when you hear it.
 
 
blamebrampton
01 January 2012 @ 11:45 pm
When doing a Google Image search for 'men's feet', make sure that the filter is set to Strict Safe Search.

You would not believe what Google considers Moderate!